When I Was A Boy I Used

Democracy Means Doing Whatever You Want Without Asking Permission Of Anybody But Your Boss, Your Doctor, Your Lawyer, Your Landlord, Your Bank, Your City, Your State And Federal Authorities, And Your Wife And Children.

If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.

The High Iq Has Become The American Equivalent Of The Legion Of Honor, Positive Proof Of A Child's Intellectual Aristocracy.... It Has Become More Important To Be A Smart Kid Than A Good Kid Or Even A Healthy Kid.

Times Don't Change. Men Do.

It's Not The Sugar That Makes The Tea Sweet, But The Stirring.