When I Think Of Canada I Think

In The Course Of An Average Lifetime Anyone Growing Up In A House With Such A Clock Will Hear The Tune Over A Million Times.

I Haven't Had That Many Women - Only As Many As I Could Lay My Hands On.

I Wish I Had A Dime For Every Dime I Have.

I'm Always Looking For Meaningful One-night Stands.

Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.