When I Think Of Canada I Think

I Certainly Did Feel Inferior. Because Of Class. Because Of Strength. Because Of Height. I Guess If I'd Been Able To Hit Somebody In The Nose, I Wouldn't Have Been A Comic.

I Wish I Had A Dime For Every Dime I Have.

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I'm Always Looking For Meaningful One-night Stands.

In The Course Of An Average Lifetime Anyone Growing Up In A House With Such A Clock Will Hear The Tune Over A Million Times.