When I Think Of Canada I Think

It Seems That A Lot Of People, Who Haven't Known Of Me As A Pianist, Think I've Just Started Off As A Comedian. And So For Them The Piano Was Something Extra. But, Of Course, Playing The Piano Was Something That Came Before All Of What's Happened Now.

I Haven't Had That Many Women - Only As Many As I Could Lay My Hands On.

When I Think Of Canada I Think Of Tonic Water.

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.

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