Always Get Married In The Morning. That

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'

You Always Pass Failure On The Way To Success.

. . . Children - Not Kids. Kids Are Goats. I've Always Spoken Of My Children As Children.

The Audience And I Are Friends. They Allowed Me To Grow Up With Them. I've Let Them Down Several Times. They've Let Me Down Several Times. But We're All Family.

To Those Seniors, And Especially Elderly Veterans Like Myself, I Want To Tell You This: You Are Not Alone, And You Having Nothing To Be Ashamed Of. If Elder Abuse Happened To Me, It Can Happen To Anyone. I Want You To Know That You Deserve Better.