Meadowlark Lemon Is One Very Clever Man,

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'

A Lot Of People Have Asked Me How Short I Am. Since My Last Divorce, I Think I'm About $100,000 Short.

I Keep Going Because If You Stop, You Stop. Why Retire? Inspire.

The Film The Last Temptation Of Christ, No Matter What Its Defenders Say, Was A Slap In The Face To Christians Everywhere.

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