When I Like Someone A Lot, I

When You Consider The Many Ways In Which People Have To Make A Living Every Day When They Wake Up, I Figure That Eating 20 Eggs Isn't That Bad.

You Sleep With People All The Time That You Hate.

I Didn't Have To Audition. That's Common, But It Had Never Happened To Me Before. Normally, I Hate Auditioning. I Need To Stew And Think... Let The Character Develop And Grow Inside Me.

Sometimes In The Middle Of A Presidential Campaign, There's A Political Movie, And People Are Sick Of Hearing About Politics, And They Don't Want To See That Movie. They'd Rather See "godzilla."

If I Can't See The Humor In It, How Am I Going To Be Funny?