I Have A Very Bad Relationship With

After I Left La... It Was Like Waking Up. And So I Moved Back East And Stopped Auditioning.

All Cultures Are Different. Some Commit Genocide. Some Are Uniquely Peaceful. Some Have Enormous Hunting Festivals Or Annual Stretches When Nobody Speaks. Some Don't Use Electricity. In American Culture, We Obsess About Celebrities. We Create Them, Build Myths Around Them, And Then Hunt Them And Destroy Them. I Don't Know Where Its Taking Us Or What It Means But I Know We Do It.

When You Consider The Many Ways In Which People Have To Make A Living Every Day When They Wake Up, I Figure That Eating 20 Eggs Isn't That Bad.

In New York, As Long As You're Not Peeing In Someone's Doorway, Everyone Thinks You're A Gentleman.

I Have A Very Bad Relationship With Mice.