When I Go To A Bar, I

Nothing Is Going To Stop Mike Tyson That Doesn't Have A Motor Attached.

I Don't Like To Watch Golf On Television Because I Can't Stand People Who Whisper.

It Isn't How Much Time You Spend Somewhere That Makes It Memorable: It's How You Spend The Time.

The Truth Is That God Is To Be Found In All Things - Even And Most Especially In The Painful, Tragic And Unpleasant Things.

When I Go To A Bar, I Don't Go Looking For A Girl Who Knows The Capital Of Maine.