When I First Went Onstage I Even

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If I Could Make The Same Amount Of Money Doing Standup It Would Be No Contest. The Problem Is That If You Do Make That Kind Of Money Doing Standup, It's Not In Clubs, It's In Big Auditoriums And Large Venues, And I Really Think Something Is Lost When You Do Standup For A Big Crowd.

For Those That Have Said I Seemed Dickish To Some Of The Nuttier Guests On Joe Rogan Questions Everything - Guilty As Charged. As The Season Wore On I Lost My Patience With Some Of Those Folks Unfortunately. I Think I Overdosed On Ridiculous/likely Fake Stories. I Certainly Learned A Lot About The Kind Of People That Invest A Large Portion Of Their Life On Fringe Subjects - They're All White. I Think There's Something Interesting About The Subjects, (ufos, Etc) But The Study Of Them Has Often Been Overrun By Silly Thinking.

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