If Life Wasn't Real It Would Be

It's Impossible To Measure The Type Of Mental Strength And Determination That's Required To Be An Elite Wrestler.

You're Sort Of Programmed A Certain Way Because Of Your Environment. That's All You Know. But We Don't Have That Anymore Because Of The Internet. Because Of The Internet We're All Communicating With Each Other All Across The Board, So You're Getting Information From People All Around The World, Hitting A Much More Diverse Slice Of Culture.

There's A Classic Story I Tell About When I Did The Man Show About The Retarded Conversations That You Have With The Executive Producers And The Network.

I'll Go To Church With Anyone Who's Willing To Smoke Pot And Look Through A Telescope With Me.

My Company Is Called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's Because That's What I Think All People Are: Talking Monkeys.