I Don't Mind A Crowd's Not Laughing;

I Never Wanted To Be Famous.

I'm Not The Comic Of The Generation, I'm Not Even The Funniest Guy In My Family.

I Went Skiing Today, Too, Yeah. I Didn't Wanna Go. The Girl I'm Stalking Wanted To Go, So... I'm Not Kiddin!

You Know What Wakes Me Up? A Tongue In The Ass. There Is No Alarm Clock On That One, You Are Up, You Are Shaking, You Are In A Karate Stance.....the Day Has Begun.

I Don't Watch Reality Tv.