I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun.

Be Careful Of Men Who Are Bald And Rich; The Arrogance Of "rich" Usually Cancels Out The Nice Of "bald".

I Had The Most Boring Office Job In The World...i Used To Clean The Windows On Envelopes.

Her Idea Of A Romantic Setting Is One That Has A Diamond In It. If You Feel The Need To Marry A Doctor, I Suggest A Dermatologist. Good Hours, Free Retin-a.

I Burned Sixty Calories. That Should Take Care Of A Peanut I Had In 1962.

One Of My First Office Jobs Was Cleaning The Windows On Brown Envelopes.