I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun.

Men Don't Get Cellulite. God Might Just Be A Man.

Human Nature Is Largely Something That Has To Be Overcome.

A Man Will Go To War, Fight And Die For His Country. But He Won't Get A Bikini Wax.

If A Man Prepares Dinner For You And The Salad Contains Three Or More Types Of Lettuce, He Is Serious.

I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So Far, I Used To Eat Other Kids' Candy Bars By Accident.