I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun.

Thirty, I Really Like You But I Still Have To See Other People.

Most Men Are Secretly Still Mad At Their Mothers For Throwing Away Their Comic Books. They Would Be Valuable Now.

Neurotics Build Castles In The Air, Psychotics Live In Them. My Mother Cleans Them.

My Grandmother Was A Very Tough Woman. She Buried Three Husbands And Two Of Them Were Just Napping.

I Don't Plan To Grow Old Gracefully. I Plan To Have Face-lifts Until My Ears Meet.