I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun.

All Men Look At Dr. Ruth And Wonder How She Has Gained All That Sexual Experience.

How Come When You Mix Water And Flour Together You Get Glue...and Then You Add Eggs And Sugar And You Get Cake? Where Does The Glue Go?

I Love To Sleep. Do You? Isn't It Great? It Really Is The Best Of Both Worlds. You Get To Be Alive And Unconscious.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.

Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.