When I Die, I Want To Be

I Want To Get A Tattoo Of The Word Irony, Only Misspelled.

I Feel Like Every First Episode Of A Tv Show Is Bad, You Know, And It Always Improves.

A Couple Of Months Ago, I Gave My Girlfriend Some Fancy Lingerie, And She Actually Got Mad At Me. She Said, 'anthony, I Think This Is More Of A Gift For You Than It Is For Me.' And I Said, 'if You Want To Get Technical, It Was Originally A Gift For My Last Girlfriend.'

I Never Knew If I Would Get My Own Show, But I Knew I Loved Stand-up.

Mike Tyson, What Can I Say About You That Hasn’t Already Been The Title Of A Richard Pryor Album?