When I Asked Him How Long He

Show Me Somebody Who Is Always Smiling, Always Cheerful, Always Optimistic, And I Will Show You Somebody Who Hasn't The Faintest Idea What The Heck Is Really Going On.

It's No Coincidence That Female Interest In The Sport Of Baseball Has Increased Greatly Since The Ballplayers Swapped Those Wonderful Old-time Baggy Flannel Uniforms For Leotards.

For Some People, Being Free Means Being Free To Keep Their Feet On Someone Else's Chest.

Whether One Eats A Cat Or Not Is A Personal Choice, And I Don't Want To Sway Anyone One Way Or Another. But If You Do, There Is One Obvious Cooking Tip: Always Remember To Remove The Bell From The Cat's Collar Before Cooking.

When I Asked Him How Long He Had Been Driving A Taxi, He Said, Dree Mouse.