It's Unnatural For People To Run Around

It's No Coincidence That Female Interest In The Sport Of Baseball Has Increased Greatly Since The Ballplayers Swapped Those Wonderful Old-time Baggy Flannel Uniforms For Leotards.

When I Conducted A Beer-rating Session Last Year, I Wrote That Most American Beers Taste As If They Were Brewed Through A Horse. That Offended Many People In The American Beer Industry, As Well As Patriots Who Thought I Was Being Subversive In Praising Foreign Beers. I Have Just Read A Little-known Study Of American Beers. So I Must Apologize To The Horse. At Least With A Horse, We'd Know What We're Getting.

It's Been My Policy To View The Internet Not As An 'information Highway,' But As An Electronic Asylum Filled With Babbling Loonies.

Hollywood Has Always Been Political. They Consider It Their Right And Duty To Tell Us What Is Politically Good And Right.

Reagan's Approach Will Achieve One Of The Basic Goals Of The Conservative: Things Remain Basically The Same. The Rich Stay Rich And The Poor Stay Poor, Or Even A Little Poorer.