God Tipped The Country And All The

Reagan's Approach Will Achieve One Of The Basic Goals Of The Conservative: Things Remain Basically The Same. The Rich Stay Rich And The Poor Stay Poor, Or Even A Little Poorer.

A Pessimist Sees The Glass As Half Empty; A Cub Fan Wonders When It's Gonna Spill.

It's Unnatural For People To Run Around The City Streets Unless They Are Thieves Or Victims. It Makes People Nervous To See Someone Running. I Know That When I See Someone Running On My Street, My Instincts Tell Me To Let The Dog Go After Him.

I Never Went To A John Wayne Movie To Find A Philosophy To Live By Or To Absorb A Profound Message. I Went For The Simple Pleasure Of Spending A Couple Of Hours Seeing The Bad Guys Lose.

When I Conducted A Beer-rating Session Last Year, I Wrote That Most American Beers Taste As If They Were Brewed Through A Horse. That Offended Many People In The American Beer Industry, As Well As Patriots Who Thought I Was Being Subversive In Praising Foreign Beers. I Have Just Read A Little-known Study Of American Beers. So I Must Apologize To The Horse. At Least With A Horse, We'd Know What We're Getting.