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Prolonged Statistics Are A Lethal Dose, Which If It Does Not Kill Will Certainly Dispel Your Audience.

Wart Hogs Should Sue For Libel. It Is A Terrible Name And They Are Fine Fellows And Devoted Family Men And It Is Rare To See One By Himself; The Little Woman And The Kiddies Are Usually Close At Hand.

It Is Usually When Men Are At Their Most Religious That They Behave With The Least Sense And The Greatest Cruelty.

The Theater Is A Baffling Business, And A Shockingly Wasteful One When You Consider That People Who Have Proven Their Worth, Who Have Appeared In Or Been Responsible For Successful Plays, Who Have Given Outstanding Performances, Can Still, In The Full Tide Of Their Energy, Be Forced, Through Lack Of Opportunity, To Sit Idle Season After Season, Their Enthusiasm, Their Morale, Their Very Talent Dwindling To Slow Gray Death. Of Finances We Will Not Even Speak; It Is Too Sad A Tale.

Art, We Are Told, Is A Criterion Of One's Taste. How Humiliating, Should Our Taste Turn Out To Be Bad. Rather As Though We Were Caught Stark Naked With A Poor Figure.