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You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.

No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

Fang Took The Entire Family Out For Coffee And Donuts The Other Night. The Kids Enjoyed It. It Was The First Time They'd Ever Given Blood.

I Always Wondered How I Could Tell When The Right One Came Along - But It Was Easy. He Was The Only One That Came Along.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.