When Everybody Has Got Money They Cut

I See Where They Are Going To Be More Strict With These Robbers; When They Catch 'em From Now On, They're Going To Publish Their Names.

Congress Is Deadlocked And Can’t Act.

I Bet After Seeing Us, George Washington Would Sue Us For Calling Him 'father.'

You Know The More You Read And Observe About This Politics Thing, You Got To Admit That Each Party Is Worse Than The Other. The One That's Out Always Looks The Best. My Only Solution Would Be To Keep Em Both Out One Term And Hire My Good Friend Henry Ford To Run The Whole Thing, And Give Him A Commission On What He Saves Us.

The Only Thing That Can Stop Hair From Falling ... Is The Floor.