An Economist Is A Man That Can

The Only Time People Dislike Gossip Is When You Gossip About Them.

In Washington, One Man Could Do What Ten Of Them Do. There Could Be Only A Quarter Or A Third As Many Congressmen Or Senators, And We Would Pick Better Ones Then. But It's The System That We Have Always Used, And There Is No Use Getting All Overcome With Perspiration Over It. Things Kinder Run Themselves, Anyhow.

In A Real Estate Man's Eye, The Most Expensive Part Of The City Is Where He Has A House To Sell

When You Straddle A Thing It Takes A Long Time To Explain It.

Every Time A Woman Leaves Off Something She Looks Better, But Every Time A Man Leaves Off Something He Looks Worse.