When Correctly Viewed, Everything Is Lewd.

Laughter Is Involuntary. If It's Funny You Laugh.

I'm Not An Original Composer. The Tunes Are Not Stolen From Other Tunes Necessarily Except In A Few Cases, But They're In The Style Of Songs That I Grew Up With.

Be It Ever So Decadent, There's No Place Like Home.

If I See A Movie Star In The Department Store Buying Something, I'll Kind Of Sidle Up And See What They're Saying, What They Look Like, How They Sound. That's An Invasion Of Privacy.

I Don't Have The Temperament Of A Performer, And I Certainly Couldn't Do It Every Night.