I Know That There Are People Who

If I Can't Get People To Commit Themselves On Whether Or Not There Is A Square Root Of Two, Then I Won't Touch On God Or Anything Here

For There Is Surely Nothing More Beautiful In This World Than The Sight Of A Lone Man Facing Single-handedly A Half A Ton Of Angry Pot Roast!

Laughter Is Involuntary. If It's Funny You Laugh.

If The Hoods Don't Get You, The Monoxide Will.

Everything Is So Weird In Politics That It's Very Hard To Be Funny About It, I Think.