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Alas, Irreverence Has Been Subsumed By Mere Grossness, At Least In The So-called Mass Media. What We Have Now - To Quote Myself At My Most Pretentious - Is A Nimiety Of Scurrility With A Concomitant Exiguity Of Taste.

If The Hoods Don't Get You, The Monoxide Will.

I Feel That If A Person Has Problems Communicating The Very Least He Can Do Is To Shut Up.

I've Heard It Quoted That I Was Dead. You Can't Believe Anything You Read. That Was Just An Off-hand Remark Somebody Picked Up, And Now It's Been Quoted And Quoted, And Therefore Misquoted.

Everything Is So Weird In Politics That It's Very Hard To Be Funny About It, I Think.