For There Is Surely Nothing More Beautiful

I've Heard It Quoted That I Was Dead. You Can't Believe Anything You Read. That Was Just An Off-hand Remark Somebody Picked Up, And Now It's Been Quoted And Quoted, And Therefore Misquoted.

I Think That If People Are Having Trouble Communicating With One Another, The Least They Can Do Is Shut Up.

They Love Us Everywhere We Go. So When In Doubt, Send The Marines.

Plagiarize! Plagiarize, Let No One Else's Work Evade Your Eyes, Remember Why The Good Lord Made Your Eyes, So Don't Shade Your Eyes, But Plagiarize, Plagiarize, Plagiarize... Only Be Sure Always To Call It Please "research".

Political Satire Became Obsolete When They Awarded Henry Kissinger The Nobel Peace Prize.