When Beethoven Went Deaf, The Mynah Bird

John Howard Davies Was Not A Very Human Person ... If You Made A Mistake Of Any Kind, Any Sort Of Pause In Speech, He Would Treat You Rather As If He Was A Schoolmaster.

She Turned Me Into A Newt. ... But I Got Better.

Sir Beldevere: What Makes You Think She's A Witch? Peasant 3: Well, She Turned Me Into A Newt! Sir Beldevere: A Newt? Peasant 3: [meekly After A Long Pause] ... I Got Better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn Her Anyway!

Death Can Really Absorb A Person. Lik Most People, I Would Find It Pleasant Not To Have To Go, But You Just Accept That It's More Or Less Inevitable.

Bring Out... The Comfy Chair!!!!