When Beethoven Went Deaf, The Mynah Bird

This Parrot Is No More. It Has Ceased To Be. It's Expired And Gone To Meet Its Maker. This Is A Late Parrot. It's A Stiff. Bereft Of Life, It Rests In Peace. If You Hadn't Nailed It To The Perch, It Would Be Pushing Up The Daisies. It's Rung Down The Curtain And Joined The Choir Invisible. This Is An Ex-parrot.

I Mean, If I Went 'round Saying I Was An Emperor, Just Because Some Moistened Bint Had Lobbed A Scimitar At Me, They'd Put Me Away!

I Don't Want To Talk To You No More, You Empty Headed Animal Food Trough Wiper. I Fart In Your General Direction. Your Mother Was A Hamster And Your Father Smelt Of Elderberries.

Nudge, Nudge. Snap, Snap. Grin, Grin. Wink, Wink, Say No More? Could Be, Could Be Taken On Holiday. Could Be Yes - Swimming Costumes. Know What I Mean. Candid Photography. Know What I Mean, Nudge Nudge.

We Don't Deliberately Set Out To Offend. Unless We Feel It's Justified.