When Beethoven Went Deaf, The Mynah Bird

It's Nice To See That Look Of Alarm On The Faces Of The Others.

Nudge, Nudge. Snap, Snap. Grin, Grin. Wink, Wink, Say No More? Could Be, Could Be Taken On Holiday. Could Be Yes - Swimming Costumes. Know What I Mean. Candid Photography. Know What I Mean, Nudge Nudge.

This Parrot Is No More. It Has Ceased To Be. It's Expired And Gone To Meet Its Maker. This Is A Late Parrot. It's A Stiff. Bereft Of Life, It Rests In Peace. If You Hadn't Nailed It To The Perch, It Would Be Pushing Up The Daisies. It's Rung Down The Curtain And Joined The Choir Invisible. This Is An Ex-parrot.

We Are No Longer The Knights Who Say Ni! We Are Now The Knights Who Say Ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

I'm Having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam And Spam!