She Turned Me Into A Newt. ...

Camelot Is A Silly Place.

Oh, You're In Television! That's Interesting. No, I Mean, The Word Television Is Interesting. It's A Hybrid, You See: Tele- Comes From The Greek, And -vision Comes From The Latin. It Should Have Been Either "telerama", Or "procolvision".

When Beethoven Went Deaf, The Mynah Bird Just Used To Mime.

John Howard Davies Was Not A Very Human Person ... If You Made A Mistake Of Any Kind, Any Sort Of Pause In Speech, He Would Treat You Rather As If He Was A Schoolmaster.

I Am Known By Many Names, But You May Call Me...tim.