Bring Out... The Comfy Chair!!!!

Kilimanjaro Is A Pretty Tricky Climb You Know, Most Of It's Up Until You Reach The Very Very Top, And Then It Tends To Slope Away Rather Sharply.

We Don't Deliberately Set Out To Offend. Unless We Feel It's Justified.

I Think That All Good, Right Thinking People In This Country Are Sick And Tired Of Being Told That All Good, Right Thinking People In This Country Are Fed Up With Being Told That All Good, Right Thinking People In This Country Are Fed Up With Being Sick And Tired. I'm Certainly Not, And I'm Sick And Tired Of Being Told That I Am.

First You Must Find... Another Shrubbery! Then, When You Have Found The Shrubbery, You Must Place It Here, Beside This Shrubbery, Only Slightly Higher So You Get A Two Layer Effect With A Little Path Running Down The Middle. ("a Path! A Path!") Then, You Must Cut Down The Mightiest Tree In The Forrest... With... A Herring!

I Mean, If I Went 'round Saying I Was An Emperor, Just Because Some Moistened Bint Had Lobbed A Scimitar At Me, They'd Put Me Away!