I'm Ready For Anything. That's Probably Why

There Is A Difference Between Who Is Important And Who Is Significant.

I Am Not Anti-death Penalty, But I'm Damned Sure Anti-the-wrong-guy-getting-executed.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice. I'm Pro-football.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.