I'm Ready For Anything. That's Probably Why

One Thing We Are Sure Of Is There's No One Like Nelson Mandela Out There. That's Too Bad For Us.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder.

The Reason Educational Spending In Texas Is So Low Is Because You Don't Have A State Tax There, And That's Why Texas Is Big Growth Because You Don't Tax People To Death.

People Are Drooling For The Truth. They Want Honesty From Politicians, And They're Not Getting It.