I'm Ready For Anything. That's Probably Why

What Has Six Balls And Screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

I Never Apologize For The Truth. And The Truth Here Is That Racists Come In Many Different Colors.

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

The Art Of Writing Fiction Is To Sail As Dangerously Close To The Truth As Possible Without Sinking The Ship

I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice. I'm Pro-football.