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I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina Fey Now If I Hadn't Tried To Look Good In The Beginning.

With This Face, I Need All The Deals I Can Get.

I Think We All In Comedi Business, Especially When We Reach A Certain Age, Are Divas Up To A Point. I Love When A Limousine Comes For Me, I Can't Lie About That. I Love When You Go To A Restaurant And They Say, "come This Way, Miss Rivers," And You Get A Good Table. I Love All That, The Perks That Come With The Business.

I Am A Dyke! And I'm Damn Proud Of It!

I Am Furious About Everything.