A Good Friend Will Help You Plant

It's Perfectly Okay If You Don't Understand Every Single One Of Them. For One Thing, I Make A Lot Of Corny Jokes, And You Have To Be 40 Years Old To Get Some Of Them.

A Good Friend Will Help You Plant Your Tulips. A Great Friend Will Help You Plant A Gun On The Unarmed Intruder You Just Shot.

Kids Enjoy Laughing And Are Seldom Bored When They Find Something Funny. They Also Ask Questions, Often To Adults, Because They Understand That The More Words They Can Comprehend About A Funny Story Or A Joke, The More They'll Enjoy It.

It’s Not Technically Gossip If You Start Your Sentence With “i’m Really Concerned About __________________ ,” (fill In The Name Of The Person You’re Not Gossiping About).

Our Cat Is Kind Dove Shellfish, And Thinks The World Is Hers, She Finds A Comfy Spot And Then We Pet Turtle Sheep Purrs.