I Was Going To Buy My Girl

There's Only Five Real People In Hollywood. Everyone Else Is Mel Blanc.

Modesty Is My Best Quality.

As You May Or May Not Know, In Keeping With The High-class Tone Of Beverly Hills, Our Police Force Is Probably The Most Snobbish Group Of Gendarmes In The World. It Is Said That The Beverly Hills Police Department Is So Fancy That It Has An Unlisted Number.

I'm An Old Newspaper-man Myself, But I Quit Because I Found There Was No Money In Old Newspapers.

I Went To A Meeting For Premature Ejactulators. I Left Early.