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Gags Die, Humor Doesn't.

I Was Born In Waukegan A Long, Long Time Ago. As A Matter Of Fact, Our Rabbi Was An Indian.

There's Only Five Real People In Hollywood. Everyone Else Is Mel Blanc.

I'm Living In A Very Modest Place. I Have A Room Over-looking Beautiful Claridge's Hotel. I Thought It Was Better Than Paying Claridge's Prices And Overlooking The Dump I'm Living In.

A Rich Man Is One Who Isn't Afraid To Ask The Salesperson To Show Him Something Cheaper.