What Do You Do After You Go

I Always Feel Bad For People Getting Married And Spending Upwards Of A Hundred Thousand Dollars. It Just Seems So Absurd To Me.

Iris, If You Were A Melody...piano Melody. I Used Only The Good Notes.

I Just Had A Son And Had To Take Him To The Paediatrician And He Measured His Head And Apparently He's In A Group In Which Only 14 Per Cent Of The Population Have A Bigger Head Than Him. Then She Said: "do You Mind If I Measure Your Head?" I Said: "go Ahead." And She Was Shocked, Because Less Than One Per Cent Of The World's Population Has A Bigger Head Than Mine. So I Guess That Means I'm Pretty Full Of Myself. Or That I Have A Huge Brain.

We're In The Dark Ages If J-lo Can Have A Music Career Because Of Her Ass. And Let's Face It, That's It.

Before We Snap To Judge Someone Who's Done A Horrible Crime, Is It Possible That All Of Us In The Worst Possible Circumstances Could Be Capable Of Something Like That? So It's About Not Judging People Before Really Considering What The Circumstance Was And That Not All Murderers Are Created Equal. We Have A Tendency In Our Society To Just Say Murder? Cut And Dried. Go Away Forever. Or Maybe You Should Have The Electric Chair Yourself.