Every Movie Presents Its Challenges.

I'm Always Looking For A Fresh Perspective Because It's Fun To Tell Stories That Are Original And New In Some Way.

I Played, Like, A Year Of Piano Until I Learned The 'pink Panther' Theme. That Was My Goal. Once I Was Good Enough, I Quit. Now My Music Has To Have Some Rock.

The Movie Spinal Tap Rocked My World. It's For Rock What The Sound Of Music Was For Hills. They Really Nailed How Dumb Rock Can Be.

I Love Satan. Christianity Is So Boring. If Star Wars Didn't Have That Evil Imprint, They Wouldn't Sell Two Tickets. Satan Sells Tickets. That Dude, Darth Maul, He Was Down With Satan. Put It This Way, Satan Loves To Party, He Loves To F**k And He Loves To Eat Rich, Delicious Food. Actually That Sounds A Lot Like Kyle Gass (his Bandmate).

I Took A Year Of Karate. It Was Like Obligatory... Every Kid Was Taking Like One Year Of Karate And One Year Of Piano In My Town. It Was Bruce Lee And Liberace. But I Was Not A White Belt. I Graduated. I Had A Colour Belt - But That's All You Need To Know. It Could Have Been Black, It Could Have Been Yellow, Or It Could Have Been Anything In Between.