Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.

There Are No Woman Composers, Never Have Been And Possibly Never Will Be.

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

The Trouble With Women In An Orchestra Is That If They're Attractive It Will Upset My Players And If They're Not It Will Upset Me.

What Can You Do With It? It's Like A Lot Of Yaks Jumping About.

I Find Brass Bands Have A Melancholy Sound. All Right Out Of Doors, Of Course - Fifty Miles Away. Like Bagpipes, They Turn What Had Been A Dream Into A Public Nuisance.