Magical Music Never Leaves The Memory.

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

"have You Heard Any Stockhausen?" Beecham Was Asked. "no, But I Believe I Have Stepped In Some."

Brass Bands Are All Very Well In Their Place - Outdoors And Several Miles Away.

The Function Of Music Is To Release Us From The Tyranny Of Conscious Thought.

Madam, You Have Between Your Legs An Instrument Capable Of Giving Pleasure To Thousands And All You Can Do Is Scratch It.