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I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

I Value People With A Conscience. It's Like A Beeper From God.

The Playboy Calendar This Year Has Some Tiptop Models. Any More Top And They'd Tip.

I Don't Want To Say Anything About My Kids...but I Go To Pta Meetings Under An Assumed Name!

More Than Ever Before, Americans Are Suffering From Back Problems: Back Taxes, Back Rent, Back Auto Payments.