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I May Be Forty, But Every Morning When I Get Up, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

President Ford Used Humor A Great Deal.

There Are Days When It Takes All You've Got Just To Keep Up With The Losers.

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There's So Much Pollution In The Air Now That If It Weren't For Our Lungs There'd Be No Place To Put It All.