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What If The Meek Inherited The Earth And We Had To Defend Ourselves From Martians?

Do You Realize That In The Past Sixty Years, The Only Foreigners The French Have Been Able To Drive Out Are American Tourists?

When We Laugh We Temporarily Give Ourselves Over To The Person Who Makes Us Laugh.

Every Speaker Has A Mouth; An Arrangement Rather Neat. Sometimes It's Filled With Wisdom. Sometimes It's Filled With Feet.

It's Amazing How Important Your Job Is When You Want The Day Off - And How Unimportant It Is When You Want A Raise.