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Washington Is A Place Where Politicians Don't Know Which Way Is Up And Taxes Don't Know Which Way Is Down.

It's Amazing How Important Your Job Is When You Want The Day Off - And How Unimportant It Is When You Want A Raise.

Did You Ever Figure To Be Living In A Time When Your Check Is Good, But The Bank Bounces?

I Understand The Big Food Companies Are Developing A Tearless Onion. I Think They Can Do It - After All, They've Already Given Us Tasteless Bread.

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.