President Ford Used Humor A Great Deal.

Very Few People Ever Meet Celebrities. All We Really Know Is What We Read About Them And The Most Memorable Lines Are Jokes. That's How We Tend To Define What We Think Of A Public Figure.

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.

We Have Enough People Who Tell It Like It Is - Now We Could Use A Few Who Tell It Like It Can Be.

Sometimes I Get The Feeling The Whole World Is Against Me, But Deep Down I Know That's Not True. Some Of The Smaller Countries Are Neutral.

In Prehistoric Times, Mankind Often Had Only Two Choices In Crisis Situations: Fight Or Flee. In Modern Times, Humor Offers Us A Third Alternative; Fight, Flee - Or Laugh.