President Ford Used Humor A Great Deal.

When We Laugh We Temporarily Give Ourselves Over To The Person Who Makes Us Laugh.

Have You Noticed When You Go On A Diet, The First Thing You Lose Is Your Temper.

Every Day I Get Up And Look Through The Forbes List Of The Richest People In America. If I'm Not There, I Go To Work.

You Wouldn't Want Alan Greenspan To Write The Instructions For Assembling A Beach Chair.

Lincoln Was Known To Have Walked Miles To Borrow Books, To Get The Most Rudimentary Form Of Education. So What Do We Do On His Birthday? We Close The Schools!