President Ford Used Humor A Great Deal.

I'd Be Surprised If Ronald Reagan Doesn't Run Again. To Us It's A Second Term. To Him It's A Double Feature.

A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

Most People Would Like To Be Delivered From Temptation But Would Like It To Keep In Touch.

It's An Awful Thing To Grow Old By Yourself. My Wife Hasn't Had A Birthday In Seven Years.

Did You Ever Figure To Be Living In A Time When Your Check Is Good, But The Bank Bounces?