There Are Days When It Takes All

It's An Awful Thing To Grow Old By Yourself. My Wife Hasn't Had A Birthday In Seven Years.

A Graduation Ceremony Is An Event Where The Commencement Speaker Tells Thousands Of Students Dressed In Identical Caps And Gowns That 'individuality' Is The Key To Success.

Successful Salesman: Someone Who Has Found A Cure For The Common Cold Shoulder.

I Don't Want To Say Anything About My Kids...but I Go To Pta Meetings Under An Assumed Name!

Economists Can Certainly Disappoint You. One Said That The Economy Would Turn Up By The Last Quarter. Well, I'm Down To Mine And It Hasn't.