There Are Days When It Takes All

I Always Wondered Why Babies Spend So Much Time Sucking Their Thumbs. Then I Tasted Baby Food.

Sociologists Say That Going To The Movies Is A Bonding Experience. It Probably Has To Do With The Way You Feet Stick To The Floor.

The Next Time You Feel Like Complaining, Remember That Your Garbage Disposal Probably Eats Better Than 30 Percent Of The People In The World

Remember The Days When You Let Your Child Have Some Chocolate If He Finished His Cereal? Now, Chocolate Is One Of The Cereals.

Life Was A Lot Simpler When What We Honored Was Father And Mother Rather Than All Major Credit Cards.