There Are Days When It Takes All

I Always Wondered Why Babies Spend So Much Time Sucking Their Thumbs. Then I Tasted Baby Food.

It's Mandatory In This Day And Age To Be Considered To Have A Sense Of Humor And To Demonstrate It. You're Not Paying Me For A Joke, You're Paying Me For The Right Joke.

If You Can Get Someone To Laugh With You, They Will Be More Willing To Identify With You, Listen To You. It Parts The Waters.

These Detective Series On Tv Always End At Precisely The Right Moment-after The Criminal Is Arrested And Before The Court Turns Him Loose.

Happiness Is A Very Small Desk And A Very Big Wastebasket.