There Are Days When It Takes All

New Yorkers Are So Impersonal, If It Wasn't For Muggings There Wouldn't Be Any Contact At All!

Noise Pollution Is A Relative Thing. In A City, It's A Jet Plane Taking Off. In A Monastery, It's A Pen That Scratches.

I Had A Terrible Fight With My Wife On New Year's Eve. She Called Me A Procrastinator. So I Finished Addressing The Christmas Cards And Left.

Did You Hear About The Woman Who Sent Out 40,000 Valentine Cards Doused In Perfume And Signed, "guess Who?" She's A Divorce Lawyer.

Nowadays, You Cannot Be A Very Effective Political Figure Without Having A Demonstrable Sense Of Humor. People Take To It.