There's So Much Pollution In The Air

Economists Can Certainly Disappoint You. One Said That The Economy Would Turn Up By The Last Quarter. Well, I'm Down To Mine And It Hasn't.

Life Was A Lot Simpler When What We Honored Was Father And Mother Rather Than All Major Credit Cards.

I Remember When Humor Was Gentle Pokes. I Used To Call It 'arm Around The Shoulder' Humor. Now They Go For The Jugular And They Take No Prisoners. It's Mean, Mean Stuff.

Remember The Days When You Let Your Child Have Some Chocolate If He Finished His Cereal? Now, Chocolate Is One Of The Cereals.

Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then Continues On, Smoldering, Smoldering For Years.