Alcoholic: Anybody Who Drinks More Than I

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

A Man Who Overindulges Lives In A Dream. He Becomes Conceited. He Thinks The Whole World Revolves Around Him; And It Usually Does.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

Never Try To Impress A Woman, Because If You Do She'll Expect You To Keep Up The Standard For The Rest Of Your Life.

I Think Of The Church Often. Not Because Religion Was Closing In On Me, But Because For A Long Time My Ass Was Sore From That Hard, Unupholstered Pew.