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My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than To Break Them.

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.