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It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

Don't Worry About Your Heart, It Will Last You As Long As You Live.

Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.