My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

As Long As Anti-gay Legislation Exists In Any State, I Strongly Believe Big Events Such As The Final Four And Super Bowl Should Not Be Held In Those States' Cities.

I'm A Mad Dog Whose Only Concern Is Winning.

Curling Is Not A Sport. I Called My Grandmother And Told Her She Could Win A Gold Medal Because They Have Dusting In The Olympics Now.

People Say I Eat A Lot. I Really Don't. More Or Less I Just Eat All The Time.

I Always Laugh When People Ask Me About Rebounding Techniques. I've Got A Technique. It's Called Just Go Get The Damn Ball.