My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

I Just Wish All These Young Black Kids Would Realize How Significant It Is To Stop Acting A Fool Out There, Killing Each Other, Not Getting Their Education. You Know, People Have Died To Put Us In A Situation To Be Successful.

I Don't Think Of Myself As Giving Interviews. I Just Have Conversations. That Gets Me In Trouble.

My Initial Response Was To Sue Her For Defamation Of Character, But Then I Realized That I Had No Character.

But When I See A Story On Welfare On Television, They Only Show Black People.

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.