My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

I Don't Get Into The Gun Stuff. Some Guys Have Guns Who Go Hunting. Where Do We Stop (the Gun Control) At? I'm Not A Hunter, But We Can't Say People Can't Have Guns.

There's No Medical Term For What I've Got.

I Was Asked For Years About Being A Republican, Probably Because Most Black People Are Democrats. My Mother Heard It Once And Called Me And Said 'charles, Republicans Are For The Rich People.' And I Said, 'mom, I'm Rich.'

I Don't Think Of Myself As Giving Interviews. I Just Have Conversations. That Gets Me In Trouble.

What Does Politically Correct Mean? If You're Fat, Don't Ask Me If You're Fat, Because I'm Gonna Tell You The Truth. You're Fat.