My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

Everybody In New York Thinks The Knicks Are Playboy Bunnies, And I Have Been Telling Them For Years The Knicks Are A Rabbit. They're Closer To A Playboy Bunny This Year But For The Last Few Years These Guys Are Like, 'we Have A Really Good Team!' And I Say, 'you Really Think That?' And I Say, 'no, They Don't.' But This Is The Best Team They've Had In A While.

Poor White People And Poor Black People Just Don't Know How Much They Have In Common. Rich People Don't Give A Damn About Either Group.

I Never Would Say A Player Stinks. Ever. I'll Tell You Their Team Stinks, And First Of All, They Know Their Team Stinks. And The Fans Know Their Team Stinks.

Sometimes I Have To Criticize Guys To Try To Make It Fun, I Mean, I'm Out There Trying To Bust Other People. I Want All These Guys To Do Well, But When They Do Something Stupid Or Don't Play Well, I Try Not To Kill 'em, I Try To Make 'em Laugh A Little Bit.

This Place? Nothing Positive. Ok, I Want To Say Something Positive. It's Positively A Dump.