My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

I'm A Mad Dog Whose Only Concern Is Winning.

It Ain't Like We're Curing Cancer Or Anything, We're Watching Basketball.

If All Babies Are So Cute, How The Hell Do We Have So Many Ugly People In The World?

Adrian Dantley Is A Guy That I Looked At . . . On How To Maneuver My Body Around.

I Don't Worry About Playing Basketball; That Comes Natural. I Just Want To Have Fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: This Is Like Spring Break In The Ghetto.