My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

I'm Not A Role Model... Just Because I Dunk A Basketball Doesn't Mean I Should Raise Your Kids.

It's Kinda Great To See The Celtics Doin Well Again Cuz That Was So Much Fun In My Day To Go To The Boston Garden And They Spit At You And Throw Things At You And Talk About Your Mom. It Sounds Like Dinner At Kenny Smith's House.

Poor White People And Poor Black People Just Don't Know How Much They Have In Common. Rich People Don't Give A Damn About Either Group.

There's Nobody You'd Rather Beat Than Your Good Friend.

Thank God For Jerry Springer's Show. I Thought Only Black Folks Were That Screwed Up Until I Watched Jerry Springer.