My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

I Don't Create Controversies. They're There Long Before I Open My Mouth. I Just Bring Them To Your Attention.

I Got Pulled Over When I Was Behind The Wheel Of A Porsche In Philly Once For What We Call Dwb - Driving While Black.

I Don't Mess With That Cat. I'm Pretty Sure He Carries A Blade Under His Jersey.

I Want To Be A Politician. I Think I Understand How The System Works, I Think A Lot Of Politicians Are Corrupt, And It's About Time We Put Some People In There Who Are Going To Look Out For The Majority Of The People Instead Of The Rich People.

As Long As Anti-gay Legislation Exists In Any State, I Strongly Believe Big Events Such As The Final Four And Super Bowl Should Not Be Held In Those States' Cities.