My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

The Only Difference Between A Good Shot And A Bad Shot Is If It Goes In Or Not.

If All Babies Are So Cute, How The Hell Do We Have So Many Ugly People In The World?

People Always Say He Can Run And He Can Jump. So Can A Deer And You Wouldn't Put A Deer In The Game.

Everybody In New York Thinks The Knicks Are Playboy Bunnies, And I Have Been Telling Them For Years The Knicks Are A Rabbit. They're Closer To A Playboy Bunny This Year But For The Last Few Years These Guys Are Like, 'we Have A Really Good Team!' And I Say, 'you Really Think That?' And I Say, 'no, They Don't.' But This Is The Best Team They've Had In A While.

I Was Asked For Years About Being A Republican, Probably Because Most Black People Are Democrats. My Mother Heard It Once And Called Me And Said 'charles, Republicans Are For The Rich People.' And I Said, 'mom, I'm Rich.'