I'm Just What America Needs: Another Unemployed

We Don't Need Refs, But I Guess White Guys Need Something To Do.

I Never Would Say A Player Stinks. Ever. I'll Tell You Their Team Stinks, And First Of All, They Know Their Team Stinks. And The Fans Know Their Team Stinks.

One Thing About Being Famous Is The People Around You, You Pay All Their Bills So They Very Rarely Disagree With You Because They Want You To Pick Up The Check.

Jerry Krause Must Have Pictures Of His Boss's Wife Having Sex With A Monkey.

Hakeem Couldn't Kick Your Ass Cause You Were Too Close, Kissing His!