Went To The Corner Shop - Bought

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

I've Been On The Whisky Diet - I've Already Lost Three Days!

Two Eskimos Sitting In A Kayak Were Chilly; But When They Lit A Fire In The Craft, It Sank, Proving Once And For All That You Can't Have Your Kayak And Heat It Too.

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.

He Said 'i'm Going To Chop Off The Bottom Of One Of Your Trouser Legs And Put It In A Library. I Thought, "that's A Turn-up For The Books".