Went To The Corner Shop - Bought

A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra.

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

And The Back Of His Anorak Was Leaping Up And Down, And People Were Chucking Money To Him. I Said 'do You Earn A Living Doing That?' He Said 'yes, This My Livelihood.'

Man Went Into A Bar, He Only Had One Arm. Guy Sitting Next To Him Said 'hey, You've Got Your Sleeve In My Drink', Man Replied, 'there's No Arm In It'

I Used To Be Indecisive But Now I Am Not Quite Sure