A Man Walks Into A Bar, And

I Backed Horse Last Week At Ten To One. It Came In At Quarter Past Four.

Police Arrested Two Kids Yesterday, One Was Drinking Battery Acid, The Other Was Eating Fireworks. They Charged One And Let The Other One Off.

A Man Walked Into The Doctor's, The Doctor Said 'i Haven't Seen You In A Long Time' The Man Replied, 'i Know I've Been Ill'.

So I Rang Up A Local Building Firm, I Said 'i Want A Skip Outside My House.' He Said 'i'm Not Stopping You.'

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.