A Man Walks Into A Bar, And

So I Said To This Train Driver "i Want To Go To Paris". He Said "eurostar?". I Said "i've Been On Telly But I'm No Dean Martin".

I've Been On The Whisky Diet - I've Already Lost Three Days!

I Had A Ploughman's Lunch The Other Day. He Wasn't Very Happy.

So I Knocked On The Door At This Bed & Breakfast And A Lady Stuck Her Head Out Of The Window And Said: 'what Do You Want', I Said, 'i Want To Stay Here'. She Said, 'well Stay There' And Shut The Window.

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.