A Man Walks Into A Bar, And

I Went To The Dentist. He Said "say Aaah." I Said "why?" He Said "my Dog's Died."

Two Cannibals Eating A Clown. One Asks The Other, 'does This Taste Funny To You?'

'doc, I Can't Stop Singing The Green Green Grass Of Home. 'that Sounds Like Tom Jones Syndrome'. 'is It Common?' 'it's Not Unusual.'

A Policeman Stopped Me And Said: Would You Please Blow Into This Bag, Sir? I Said: What For, Officer? He Said: My Chips Are Too Hot.

Police Arrested Two Kids Yesterday, One Was Drinking Battery Acid, The Other Was Eating Fireworks. They Charged One And Let The Other One Off.