When I Was Born The Doctor Took

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

I Told My Wife The Truth. I Told Her I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist. Then She Told Me The Truth: That She Was Seeing A Psychiatrist, Two Plumbers, And A Bartender.

My Doctor Told Me To Watch My Drinking. Now I Drink In Front Of A Mirror.

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.