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We Need To Have Music That Contributes To The Well-being Of The Spirit. Music That Cradles People's Lives And Makes Things A Little Easier. That's What I Try To Do, And What I Want To Do. You Don't Want To Close The Door On Hope.

There's Two Kind Of Cherries, And Two Kind Of Fairies, And Two Kind Of Mothers I'm Told.

Read About Some Squirrelly Guy Who Claims That He Just Don't Believe In Fighting, And I Wonder How Long The Rest Of Us Can Count On Being Free.

I'll Tell You What The Public Likes More Than Anything, It's The Most Rare Commodity In The World - Honesty.

The Thing That Bothers Me The Most Is The Recklessness And Greed Of The Local Ranchers, Who Run Too Many Cattle Back Here, Choking With Waste The Creek That Runs Through My Property. There's Certain Times Of Day That The Cowboys Like To Send Them Turds Down The River. Them F**kers Piss Me Off. If You Gotta Mess Up The Ecology Of The World In Order To Raise A Bunch Of Cows, Well Eat Somethin Else. I'm Not A Fan Of The Cowboys.