I Think We Have To Have Capital

Read About Some Squirrelly Guy Who Claims That He Just Don't Believe In Fighting, And I Wonder How Long The Rest Of Us Can Count On Being Free.

They Shaved A Little Piece Of Bone Off My Small Toe. You See, You Balance Yourself A Certain Way And This Toe Had Grown Under The Other Ones. So He Cut It Loose, Where I Could Balance Myself And It Makes Me Walk Straight.

The Thing That Bothers Me The Most Is The Recklessness And Greed Of The Local Ranchers, Who Run Too Many Cattle Back Here, Choking With Waste The Creek That Runs Through My Property. There's Certain Times Of Day That The Cowboys Like To Send Them Turds Down The River. Them F**kers Piss Me Off. If You Gotta Mess Up The Ecology Of The World In Order To Raise A Bunch Of Cows, Well Eat Somethin Else. I'm Not A Fan Of The Cowboys.

In My Life There Were A Lot Of Situations Where I Could Have Been Killed Or Some Officer Might Have Been Killed Chasing Me, A Lot Of Things Could Be Different. Now, You Know That's Experience You Can't Buy. And It's There In My Rearview Mirror And I Can Refer To It In My Writing. I Have The Experience To Talk About Things Some People Only Imagine.

Women Are God's Last Creation. You Suppose He's Saying, "what Should I Do To Follow This?" Well, It's Really A Head -scratcher. I Think Women Are Absolutely Wonderful. I Think This World Is Going To Be Governed By Women.