Well, I Could Be Wrong, But I

Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life

I Put My Pants On Just Like The Rest Of You - One Leg At A Time. Except, Once My Pants Are On, I Make Gold Records.

I Was One Of The Richest Rappers In 2008. But It Was Definitely A Strange Feeling.

I Guess Destiny Isn't The Path Chosen For Us, But The Path We Chose For Ourselves.

The Funny Guy Doesn't Get The Girl Until Later In Life. High School, College, Everyone Still Wants The Brooding, Dangerous Guy You Shouldn't Have.