Well, I Could Be Wrong, But I

When I Was Ten, I Wrote An Essay On What I Would Be When I Grew Up And Said I Would Be A Professional Soccer Player And A Comedian In Off Season.

I Love Playing The Macho Guy Who Looks Like An Idiot.

When I Was A Kid, 'land Of The Lost' Was My Favorite Show, Just Because It Was - In The Landscape Of Saturday Morning Cartoons - It Was So Unique. It Was A Live-action Show And Kids Were In It, These Creatures, These Sleestaks And Dinosaurs. Every Week Was A Different Adventure. I Couldn't Wait. I Loved It So Much.

Enjoy The Little Fun Things - Like Taking Your Kids To School - Before They're All Grown Up.

Since I Was Eight Years Old, I Went To Trinity. I Mean, I Listened To Reverend Wright Since I Was A Kid And I Always Heard Him Preach Sermons Of Love And Inspiration.