Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life

I Love Playing The Macho Guy Who Looks Like An Idiot.

I Want To Thank Jesus, And By Jesus I Mean Jesus Hernandez, My Bodyguard

Sleep Is So Cute When It Tries To Compete With The Internet.

I Think Whatever An Artist Does, It Just Has To Be Quality And Good. I Think The Way Kanye's Doing What He's Doing With The Auto-tune Is Actually Creative Because He Just Writes Good Melodies. He Just Writes Good Songs. He's Just Gifted.

I Love Watching People Be Totally Committed In A Very Real Way To Stupid Situations. I Find It's Not So Much Trying To Be Funny, It's Trying To Be Real In A Messed Up Context. That's Comedy To Me.