Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life

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All You Have In Comedy, In General, Is Just Going With Your Instincts. You Can Only Hope That Other People Think That What You Think Is Funny Is Funny. I Don't Have An Answer But I Just Try To Plough Straight Ahead.

When I Was Ten, I Wrote An Essay On What I Would Be When I Grew Up And Said I Would Be A Professional Soccer Player And A Comedian In Off Season.

What About Santa's Cookies? I Suppose 'parents' Eat Those, Too?

You Want Every Movie To Be A Hit. But Every Painting Isn’t A Masterpiece.