Alcohol Is Like Photoshop For Real Life

Often Times I'm Confronted With A Quote That I Don't Remember Saying. So, On One Hand It's Very Flattering, It Is Just So Surreal.

I Think 'snl' Was Such A Unique Thing Because It Was Material You Created And You're Very Comfortable With It, Even Though The Setting Was Pressure-packed.

By The Time I Was Ready For College, I Didn't Know What I Wanted To Do. I Think I Secretly Wanted A Show Business Career, But I Was Suppressing It.

I Live By 'earnin' And Burnin'.' Meaning, I Like To Make Money And Spend It Before I Even Have It. That's The Way I Live My Life.

I Would Think Beer And Football Go Hand In Hand.