Well, At Least I Had On Underwear

As Soon As Somebody Farts Around Me, I Think It's Hilarious. This Is Something My Brothers Did That Now The Boys At Work Are Obsessed With. You Cup It, And Then You Throw It In Someone's Face And Say, ‘take A Bite Out Of That Cheeseburger!'

It's Better To Look Strong And Healthy.

I Can't Hear Myself. I Can Stare At My Double Chin All I Want, But Hearing This Androgynous Voice, You Can't Even Tell What Sex I Am.

Well, At Least I Had On Underwear

It Is A Sexual Violation. It’s Disgusting. The Law Needs To Be Changed, And We Need To Change. That’s Why These Web Sites Are Responsible. Just The Fact That Somebody Can Be Sexually Exploited And Violated, And The First Thought That Crosses Somebody’s Mind Is To Make A Profit From It. It’s So Beyond Me. I Just Can’t Imagine Being That Detached From Humanity. I Can’t Imagine Being That Thoughtless And Careless And So Empty Inside.